red with envy.

Red-heads banned from donating sperm.

The recent years have brought with it a significant amount of red-headed discrimination, and I’m sure copious amounts of high school students could tell you so.

But all jokes aside, the age of the “ranga” has hit a whole new extreme, with the world’s largest sperm bank enforcing a ban on red-heads donating sperm.

The bank, located in Denmark, has claimed that the the “supply-and-demand” ratio is unbalanced, with red-headed genes being very rarely sought after.

Lucky for the reds, Ireland sperm banks are constantly seeking an urgent supply of such sperm, describing the product as “going like hotcakes”.



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