red with envy.
The recent years have brought with it a significant amount of red-headed discrimination, and I’m sure copious amounts of high school students could tell you so.
But all jokes aside, the age of the “ranga” has hit a whole new extreme, with the world’s largest sperm bank enforcing a ban on red-heads donating sperm.
The bank, located in Denmark, has claimed that the the “supply-and-demand” ratio is unbalanced, with red-headed genes being very rarely sought after.
Lucky for the reds, Ireland sperm banks are constantly seeking an urgent supply of such sperm, describing the product as “going like hotcakes”.